The Itch

There are many kinds of alcoholics. Here is what kind of an alcoholic I am:

I don't often drink much during the week, and if i do, I don't get drunk. So every week, usually on Friday but sometimes Thursday, I get this jittery, anxious feeling. It's my body telling me that the jig is up, it's time to imbibe again. Yes, this officially means I'm an addict. But it's not a bad withdrawal trip, this sensation; it's a positive, almost erumpent feeling. It's kinda like if you haven't ejaculated in a while and you can start to feel it building up in you and you're not only waking up with hard-ons, but also springing one at the smallest, sometimes even unrelated arousal.