Thursday, December 17, 2009

Why Not Just Carry a Boombox, Asshole?

Here's something that bothers me. People--like the girl this morning--riding on the subways (it could be any confined space, really) wearing headphones with their music turned up so loud that it distracts nearby people. I'm not talking about merely being able to hear the noise, or even being able to make out the tune, I'm talking about so loud that it's distracting, like they put the ear nodes in backwards or something.
I despise very loud music so being in the proximity of one of these ultra-loud headphone people grates on me like fingernails on a chalkboard. It's not just the noise, either, since I have gotten good over the years and tuning out music. It bothers me more that the people between the headphones really think it's necessary to play their music that loud. Can they be so socially oblivious to not know that the loud scratchy treble-fest that emanates out from their headphones is annoying? I think that some people are that oblivious, which is itself quite enough to elicit some deserved scorn. The worst ones, though, know exactly how loud their garbage is to the rest of the world, and do it anyway. Psychologically, I'd like there to be a study done on what motivates these people. Surely for some they think it's cool. For others, it's attention-seeking. No matter the reason, a person who consciously will play his headphones that loud and knows the consequence is a person that I hate. And hate is not something that should be spread around indiscriminately, so I really would like to understand what the fuck is wrong with these people. (Then, once these specimens are effectively cataloged, they can be properly sequestered. That's what science is for, right? Not helping the misfits but keeping them away from the blessed few?)

1 comment:

Ken said...

It was so obnoxious and hilarious the other night on the subway. This black dude gets on and starts ad-libbing all this cheesy R&B shit, acting as if he were all alone. But to me it seemed like the only reason to really be singing that loud is for attention—specifically in the hopes that some record exec was also in that train car.

As the train pulled to a stop at Penn Station, he stood at the door and made these artistic movements with his hands, as if he was magically preparing to open the train door. And then when they opened, he fluidly moved his hands aside, as if he'd opened the doors with his motions—and all while singing of course. I laughed out loud.