Monday, December 15, 2008

Dom Tussel walks into a bordello. Madame says to him, "I bet you're thinking about getting some poontang." Dom says, "No, I am getting some poontang. I'm thinking about meat."

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Unknown said...

Josh Folger walks up to the checkout counter at a grocery store with a bag of Funyuns, a can of EZ-Cheez, and a Weekly World News.

Girl behind the counter says, "So you're single, huh?"

Josh is all, "Yeah! You can tell just by what I'm buying?"

Girl says, "No, you're fucking ugly."

HEY-YO!